The Boy: Oh, Mother!
Me: Mother is only half a word!
La femme: Don’t you dare teach him that!
The Boy: Oh, mother of mine…not that other word.
Me: TOO LATE!
The Boy: Oh, Mother!
Me: Mother is only half a word!
La femme: Don’t you dare teach him that!
The Boy: Oh, mother of mine…not that other word.
Me: TOO LATE!